So before when I said my tablet was broken? That was a stinking lie, and I apologize. As it happens, I just needed to reinstall the drivers for it. Maybe they got messed up when I installed the software for my new mouse? The world may never know.
And so, here’s this thing for you to look at. I think I’m getting more used to how Illustrator handles things, and more used to using the previously mentioned tablet. There are a couple errors in this version (mostly lines that don’t know when to quit and are encroaching on other lines’ space) that I’ve fixed since I saved this. It’s not done yet, and I already have a bunch of color layers that I don’t feel like hiding just to show you the changes.